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OH HAI, PLEASE RIDE MY FX… FROM HELL!

March 31, 2008

Fuck the weather! Fuck the weather in the ass with a shovel and a spoon! I hate it.

It’s hard enough looking for a site for your practicum, (I mean, who would be willing to take in a over aged undergrad like me, who apparently doesn’t know anything about “hard work,” or in this matter, just plain old “work,”) but it’s harder when you’re walking along Morayta under the ball-scorching heat of the fucking Sun, who apparently thinks that upping it’s temperature a few gazillion degrees is funny. Fuck you Sun. Fuck you in the face with a shoe tied to a baboon!

And being fat doesn’t really help. I’m sweating like a pig. Imagine your armpits being all sticky and slimy, it’s like putting some freshly made buko pandan salad in your pits then running around the street for no apparent reason. I should know, I’ve tried it. And it just doesn’t feel right.

After my job hunt, i opted to go to the mall on the way home, cause seriously, kailangan ko magpalamig. The mall is 3o minutes away from where I am, i had a choice of either riding a jeepney or an fx. Cheap bastard that i am, riding a cab was out of the question. I know i can’t bear the heat anymore, and riding a jeepney will only prolong my agony, so i opted to wait for an fx. Read the rest of this entry ?

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I WANT A BUG

March 24, 2008

I want one. I really do. Bigla na lang pumasok sa isip ko e. I want to own a fully restored or pimped out Beetle. Asteeg!

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I daydream a lot. A lot. And kanina, ito ang napagtripan ko. Wouldn’t it be cool to own something like this? I know, alam kong pagkakaguluhan sya ng mga bata kakapendong peace, pero kahit na, parang mapormang maporma ka pag nakasakay ka sa ganito.

I know nothing about beetles, I just know that they were made by the Nazis during WWII. also, i know that the cartoon version of the Transformer Bumblebee is a beetle. So I researched about it. I heard there was a VW club here in the Philippines ( from the movie Because of You, during Heart and Geoff’s story. Yes i watch Tagalog love stories, what about it?) so i opted to look for them in the net to feed my yearning about my new obsession. Wow, mas lalo ako naenganyo! i never knew there we’re so many different models, and even more ways to pimp it out! Cooool!

Vintage is the way to go. Ok, so syempre gusto ko paring mag ka GSR, Eclipse at Mazda3, pero feeling ko matagal pa bago mangyari yun e. Dito muna ko kay Herbie… seems cheaper… i think.

1956beetle_karmann_convertible_by_volksmania-copy.jpgImagine, a top down bug, with white or khaki leather interiors (synthetic para mura) chrome plated furnishings (or stainless steel, whatever), White walled tires, and chrome plated tire caps. kinda like the one in the picture. Only i want it in dark blue. and maybe i can do something about the folded roof. that would be awesome.

I really hope i could make this day dream into reality, just imagine driving along Timog or Ortigas riding in this baby.. BONER!

Yey! Now wasn’t that a time waster! Yey!

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CHRISTINE ON FHM

August 3, 2007

Kanina ay masaya akong naglalakad papunta sa aking eskwelahan. Sa kalagitnaan ng aking paglalakbay ay bigla nalamang akong nakaramdam ng isang matinding pagkauhaw. Agad akong nagdali-dali pumunta sa pinaka malapit na seben -eleben. pumunta sa me pridgedyer, kumuha ng Pepsi, at nagbayad. Sa aking paglabas ay bigla akong napatingin sa istante ng mga magazine. Lumapit ako at naisipang magmasid-masid ng konti. Dahan-dahan kong binisa ang mga titulo ng mga literahiyang nakahilera… Maxim, K-zone, Yes, Men’s Health, Totally Girl at… at… PUTANGINA! FHM!! Agad kong napansin ang pinakabagong issue ngayon ng FHM, pukinginang yan, pano ko ba nga naman hindi mapapansin yun e isang Christine Reyes na halos kita na ang kaluluwa ba naman ang ilagay sa cover!

Ayaw nyo maniwala? Eto!

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