THE DARK KNIGHT

…HAS made me incapable of making a witty, vulgar yet appealing title for this review. so instead, I’m naming it the bluntest way possible. Yes fuckers, this is the THE DARK KNIGHT review, and man o man, what a fucker this movie is.

Well the first thing that anyone’s gonna commend from this movie is the totally ballstastic performance of the late Heath Ledger. Go ahead, Google it up, look for everybody else’s comment for the movie, I’m pretty sure it’s all about how stellar Heath is in this film. And why wouldn’t they say that, the dead guy is a fucking genius in this movie. He pretty much kicked Brokeback Mountain away from my subconsciousness, now I don’t have to remember him as a cowboy wearing assless chaps.

As my brother said, his movie isn’t about the man in black, but rather the man in purple. It felt like Batsy was just along for the ride, Joker was the star, Joker was the man. And man, that man scared the bejeezuz outta me. No more laughing Joker with cheap parlor tricks and cleverly taught of back talks and punchlines. No dear no, this Joker is a freaking psycho. With a retarded sense of humor. All he wants is a little anarchy here in there, he doesn’t want no money, no power, just chaos. And for me, that really is the worst villain ever. No rules, no goals, just pure psychotic evil. Maniacal. Jack Nicholson can kiss Heath Ledger’s dead ass.

See the thing is, This comic-based-movie felt like it wasn’t a comic-based-movie at all. Not even close. sure there’s this guy wearing some armored tights with a cape and mask and has this pretty bad ass ride, but ever since Batman Begins, it felt like it was all plausible, it felt like all these shit really can happen. Any billionaire can be like the freaking Batman, Bill Gates? Donald Trump? Why the hell not, Nolan’s Batman series made me believe that this shit CAN be real.

Sure the movie is short of three hours long, but who cares? If it takes that long to tell a story this great, then I’m all for it. All the arcs smashed into this film flowed like poetry as i sat throughout the film. It was seamless. It was water. It was awesome.

Different from how the movie Wanted made me feel, this movie had an adverse effect on me, rather than being all fired up and goddamn giddy all the way home, I found myself quiet, indifferent and dull, I was just simple wowed. i was just simply amazed. I wasn’t in the mood to move. I wasn’t ready to accept that this film is corporeal and i had just witnessed it.

Okay, so maybe im just a fanboy or something, but i don’t care…

5 out of 5 GOLDEN BATARANGS for TDK!

WANTED? WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT?!

WHAT THE FUCK?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?!  What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK?!!!

This movie is made of PURE AWESOME! Curving bullets? Kick ass guns? Angelina Jolie’s butt? Fuck yeah! Honestly, wala akong ginawa buong pelikula kundi magmura! This movie made me say “What the fuck?” even more times than when i saw my first barnyard porn flick starring this little Asian girl and a horse!! What the eff’ right?! This movie has touched that manliness in me.

And i gotta say, Angelina Jolie really looks hot when she’s holding a gun, it seems right, it seems natural, it seems like everything in the world is fine and dandy when a gun is with Jolie.

And what an eye opening last scene, ladies and gents. Something i’d never expect from a movie like this, it got me asking my self really, “What have you done lately?”

ST BEDE’S KITCHEN

Jusko! Sumunod sa tatay ko, itong si Arvin na ang chef na pinakamalapit sa TIYAN ko! Potaena lahat ng tinikman ko kumukunot ang mukha ko kakaisip kung pano nya ginawa yun. Leche ka Arvin, sarap!

Gawa ni Paulo Vergara!

Lamb Chops, Mechado, Molo, Bulalo Steak, Tilapia Steak w/ salsa, Bicol Express, Sizzling Oxbrain, Sizzling Sisig, and Arvin’s famous Tokwa’t Baboy, balak ko sanang i-try mag food photography, kaso tuwing ilalapag yung pagkain susunggaban na kagad, so ito lang nakunan ko, nakalimutan ko pa kung anu pangalan!

But it tasted so freakin good!

Daan kayo, sa me Kamuning, Jude Jimenez St. corner K1st St.(?) Basta andun lang yun. Mura beer! Go!

Check out the interiors man, kami gumawa nyan! And we’re thinking about doing it for a living, so, any takers?

Me lounge corner pa!

SO again, I’m inviting you to St. Bede’s Kitchen, where the food just taste better, and the beer taste a little sweeter!